Archive for January, 2008

We’ve come a ways

Today is the 75th Anniversary of the Nazi regime in Germany. Damn. Now that I’m a little older, seventy five isn’t that big a number. That’s not very long ago.

Today we’re trying to decide if a black man or a woman should be the next American President. For all George Bush has been compared to a Nazi, he isn’t one. He won’t be in power next year this time – he’ll be gone. A new President will be in place. A peaceful transition from an intransigent, ideological, new-age conservative to a new President.

Say what you will about George Bush, he ain’t a Nazi. He led with fear up his sleeve, but he will be turned out of office peacefully, quietly, and even gracefully.

America is a good place to live.

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NYT

NYT came out in favor of Hillary. Oh well, what the hell. I guess I don’t know much. I think I’ll go ice fishing this weekend instead of worry about it.

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Casting the kid in class spell

Most teachers have met that kid in class who comes on strong. The kid has a presence, a voice, a way of talking, that captures the attention of the room.

This can be very bad. If the kid takes over the class, the teacher is in trouble. The class would rather listen to the kid than the teacher. Things can go awry in a classroom pretty quickly when this happens.

If the teacher is skilled in her craft and knows how to cast the right spell, she will cast a spell on that kid in class. She will shake a little fairy dust out of her red pen and find a way to include the natural little leader into the social fabric of the classroom. She might talk to the kids parents even about finding ways to redirect Johny’s attention and energy. She will give him a voice in things, respect his opinion, and help him learn how to work in the group. She won’t let him take over the class.

It’s one of the things the Boomers are saying to the Bloomers under all the messaging. They are pulling the teacher trick on the Bloomers, on Barak. Barak is taking over the class. What is there to do?

It’s now up to Barak to show what kind of metaphor maker he is. He has to cast a spell to block the old teacher spell that Mrs. Clinton and the Boomers have cast.

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The Bloomers

The Bloomers are here.

The Clintons are my generation, and we are the old people. Edwards is younger, but he is at the tail end of the boomers. Obama is not speaking to the boomers. He is speaking to the Bloomers. The Bloomers have arrived, and Obama is their leader.

Note to Boomers: Notice how our children have grown to become responsible adults, or most certainly should have by now. Our successful children now appear gainfully employed, with spouses and children of their own. They buy houses and worry about medical bills and juggling their time and money, as the live in a world where the internet is ubiquitous, and cell phones are a necessary fact.  Microsoft Word no longer tries to capitalize Internet.

And here comes Barak Obama. He is not in my generation of Boomers. He is the top of the new generation, and he is one of their leaders. He is speaking directly to them, the Bloomers, not to me; although he certainly appreciates my support and he is very aware that we, the old guys, are watching his every move.

He knows he’s got us. We hear his words, and we can register his core message, although we can’t resist chiding him for a few things that confuse and disturb us. We welcome his youth and hope and optimism.  But, he is speaking to the young, not to us.  He’s got the Clinton-Edwards crowd, if only he could get Clinton and Edwards out of the way.

He needs the young to make this happen for him, and he is one of their leaders.

This election will not be decided on race or gender. It will be decided by generation.

Here’s my prediction. Obama will continue to speak to the Bloomers, while making yes and playing footsie with the old guys. The youth will hear him. They will vote in unprecedented numbers. He will win the nomination after Edwards and Clinton, falling back fast, remove themselves and support him. The Republicans have no youthful choice – they are all grandpas and grandmas.

This is the year the boomers become the old guys.

Here’s to youth!

Here’s to President Obama.

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The Gates of Hell Old Folks Home

Today on our way to an event, we noticed a retirement home, as they are called, with the charming name “The Arms of the Redeemer.” Now maybe you find that comforting, if you are a Christian. You could be looking for just such a place to die, or you might be looking for a place for one of your beloved parents or grandparents to spend the last days.

What if you are not a Christian? What if you are one of those poor souls who many Christians believe are going to hell? Maybe you are a Muslim or a Jew, maybe you are some other horrible pagan religion, or maybe you are an atheist. Perhaps you are just an addle-brained agnostic, too afraid to make the Occam razor-sharp choice between believing and not-believing.

But we were lucky, as we read through the Sunday paper this morning. We saw another advertisement in the business section, especially for non-Christians. Now, you can sign up for The Gates of Hell Retirement Home, opening soon in a trailer court near you!

Gates of Hell offers end of life care for the elderly, the infirm, and any other humans who find themselves doomed to die without the correct faith-papers to enter the Arms of the Redeemer.

Gates of Hell offers an evening bar with unlimited drinks, a casino for you to gamble away your life savings, and several available pleasurable experiences, including non-traditional services from our specially trained nurses, available at no additional cost. Gates of Hell also offers free lodging and meals for your family, as long as they post a certain level of betting per day in our casino.

Gates of Hell offers a complete line of incineration services after you pass away, including an option to have your ashes interred in our exclusive Oven of Eternal Burn.

Welcome to the Gates of Hell Retirement Home!

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